30 reasons why the guitar better than women. Do you know why Guitars are better than women? Oh… read below
Guitars don’t get pregnant.
You can play your guitar any time of the month.
Guitars don’t have parents.
Guitars don’t whine… unless you want them to.
You can share your guitar with your friends.
Guitars don’t care how many other guitars you’ve played.
Guitars don’t care how many other guitars you have.
Guitars don’t care if you look at other guitars.
Guitars don’t care if you buy guitar magazines.
You’ll never hear, “Surprise, you’re going to be the proud father of a new guitar.” unless you go out to buy one yourself.
If your guitar is flat, you can fix it.
Your guitar doesn’t care if you never listen to it.
Your guitar won’t care if you leave the toilet seat up.
You don’t have to be jealous of the guy who works on your guitar.
If you say bad things to your guitar, you don’t have to apologise before you play it again.
You can play your guitar as long as you want and it won’t get sore. You can stop playing your guitar as soon as you want and it won’t get frustrated.
Your parents won’t remain in touch with your old guitar after you dump it.
Guitars don’t get headaches.
Guitars don’t laugh if you can’t perform.
Your guitar never wants a night out with the other guitars.
Guitars don’t care if you’re late.
You don’t have to take a shower before you play your guitar.
If your guitar doesn’t look good you can touch it up or get new parts.
You can play your guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie or meet its mother.
The only protection you have to wear when playing your guitar is a decent thumbpick.
All the important bits of your guitar are easy to find.
Your guitar won’t protest over your fingering technique and tell you it’d be better off doing it itself.
Guitars don’t tell you to hurry up ‘cos they’ve got to get up early for work in the morning.
When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your guitar.
If you decide to part with an old guitar, you don’t have to give up half of everything you own.
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